sensitivityandbrutality:

Holy mother fucking shit

owlmylove:

crocsuckersanonymous:

owlmylove:

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

but what did drunk you ever do for sober you

one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider

ouc-h:

i like clingy. i like double texts, phone calls, good morning & goodnight texts. i like knowing someone cares. i like knowing they try

withalittlebitof-sass:

never-obey:

cassandrajp:

tarynel:

lastnightsmusings:

“i am not at all physically attracted to you”

is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.

People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.

By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else. 

this is so important.

lnesperada:

Y cuando menos lo pensemos, ya estaremos abrazandonos otra vez.

janemba:

*scrolls far back into my blog* oh yes…i was suffering quite vigorously here

• Someone: *treats me badly*
• Me: *forgives them immediately*
• Me 2 weeks later, eyes snapping open at 3 am: you know what?? I'm mad at you.

meanplastic:

me….

8 of the world’s most bizarre flowers:

shinywaka:

bundyspooks:

1.) Swaddled Babies

2.) Flying Duck Orchid

3.) Hooker’s Lips Orchid

4.) Ballerina Orchid

5.) Monkey Orchid

6.) Naked Man Orchid

7.) Laughing Bumblebee Orchid

8.) White Egret Orchid

Orchids kinda don’t wanna be flowers, huh.