escruciate:

group projects are nice until you realize everyone else’s ideas suck except yours

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

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disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

kayleyhyde:

kateoplis:

I still work.

We all know that feeling, vending machine

thefaultinourfandoms:

i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI 

gnarly:

meeting someone who has the same music taste as you

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dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her

  • parents: "schools easy"
  • me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  • parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

fabrixiomoretti:

members of arctic monkeys:

  • hair gel
  • rosy cheeks
  • jesus
  • actual 5 year old

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

wigwams:

when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it

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jesussbabymomma:

why am i on the tumblr login page

how did this occur

wankirish