group projects are nice until you realize everyone else’s ideas suck except yours
waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like
friend: you speak french?
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny
We all know that feeling, vending machine
i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
meeting someone who has the same music taste as you
when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her
members of arctic monkeys:
- hair gel
- rosy cheeks
- actual 5 year old
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it